You Should’ve Been Towed But…
Boy did this person get lucky! But wait, this note indicates that this towman’s tiredness allowed him to just not do his job. I’m pretty sure that pulling the “I’m too tired” card, to get out of work, would not fly at majority of jobs.
I Scream, You Scream, For Melted Ice Cream?
And here guys and gals, is the cherry on top of all ice cream sundaes… except in this sad case. As understanding and sincere as this person was, the part that really got us feeling their pain and sadness was when the melted ice cream was mentioned. As soon as the (melted) ice cream came into play, nothing else mattered. Who’s not going to think of this person every time they eat a melted ice cream cone? We know we will.