Topless Sunbathers
“Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”
Guest Vetting
“It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.” You know, tour companies need to start vetting their guests before they come. “Sir, please tell us how much noise you usually make while on vacation. Between 1 and 10, please.”