Two Toilets
“We booked the honeymoon suite, and in the WC there were 2 toilets side by side. With no walls separating them! There is nothing at all romantic about that.” I just hope nobody used that second “toilet” known as a bidet.
Basic Animals
“I spent a whole week on safari, and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.” Are we saying that antelopes aren’t special anymore?