Hotel Alimony
“My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.
Not Just A Pretty View
“We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t expect to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”