Tu Habla Ingles?
“Why doesn’t everyone speak English? We went Spain and no one understood English. We will never go back there again.” The solution to this problem might just be to stay at home.
Water Is Wet
“Tour company did not warn me that I would get wet during the river rafting trip. It ruined my $300 leather handbag.” How do we put this? Rivers flow with water, and water is wet. Hmmm…