An Old Flame
“You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain.” What is a volcano without some lava? Just a mountain, apparently.
Hot Air
“There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.” They thought the whole experience was just to sit in it, not to float up into the air with it.