Outdone By An Elephant
“Spotting the visibly aroused elephant ruined my honeymoon by making me feel inadequate”. Sometimes it’s not a bad thing to compare yourself to others, but maybe not when it’s an elephant!
No Egg Slicer
“Although the brochure said that there was a fully-equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.” You’ve got to have them egg-slicers, man.