One In A Billion
Take a look out the window and tell me what you see. The wrong answer is, “The neighbor stealing my newspaper, again!” The right answer is, “Cars. Oh, so many cars!” There are over a billion of them around the world and strangely 95% of a car’s lifetime is spent parked. Surely there’s a smarter way to spend your money, like perhaps on liposuction. What is this obsession with liposuction?
Disappearing Apparatuses
Among the greatest mysteries in the world, the disappearing remote control is one of the top hits. Some believe that a “remote control elf” hides it just to annoy us. This invention saves us from having to get up over and over again just to change channels. With today’s enormous collection of T.V. channels, we can only be thankful for this creation.